Stephanie Coln, Racing Member

Stephanie Coln, Associate Member

Birth Date	February 10 1983
Birth Place	Dallas
Home Town	Richardson
List and describe your bicycles	Masi road bike, ultegra components, red/white Kestrel Tri Bike carbon, ultegra components, orange Black fixie (never ride) Soon to purchase a MTB … Soon.
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	Triathlon stuff (Sprint & Olympic Distances) Running Stuff (5ks, 10ks, 15ks, Half Marathons)
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Banana Seat Huffy! It was da bomb!
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Because I never got that pony. Bicycles= Next best thing
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Being Tough (“bearded”) yet Sexy (“women”)

July 18, 2013 0

Achiva

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Better Ingredients

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Released Energy

Our products consist of a select group of special ingredients. The result provides a mix of natural sugars and soluble fiber that does not burn off or digest quickly but is still easy on your stomach. Since our products digest a bit slower, energy is still there when you need it. Don’t believe us? Take our delicious chews or fabulous drink mix for a spin and see for yourself.

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Natural Electrolytes

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July 16, 2013 0

Braden Barnett, Racing Member, SS

Racing Results

2014

Sansom 66	17th place out of 28th, 3:57:07

2013

DORBA Prayer Mountain Pedal	Cat 3, 20 – 29, 15th Place, 0:57:29
Smurf Boy Endurance Series River Legacy	Solo, 39th out of 40, 2 laps, DNF due to a mechanical
DORBA Fall Series LB Houston	Cat 3 19 -29, 7th Place out of 25, 0:38:33
Rowlett Creek Preserve	Cat 3 19 -29, 5th Place out of 21, 0:53:21
Cedar Hill	Cat 3 19 -29, 1st Place out of 4

Awards

2013	DORBA Fall Series, Cat 3 19-29, 1st Place Overall, 143 pts
2013	BWR Team Most Improved Rider

Profile

Birth Date	December 11 1984
Birth Place	Fort Worth
Home Town	Aledo
List and describe your bicycles	Lynskey Ridgeline SL 29er and Trek Earl fixed gear
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	Just a few races under my belt. I’m working on more…. No podium spots yet!!
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Tearing up my garage when I was a wee lad with my little BMXer in some fashionable pajamas.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	I want to stay in excellent shape and there is no other escape I have found that compares…. Except for LSD, but that’s illegal and bad for you.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	A bunch of dudes who love to ride bikes and have fun.

Braden Barnett, Racing Member

Brayden Barnett, 5th Place Cat 3 19 -29

Jacob showing off his stretching skills! Braden’s not impressed.

Braden Barnett

RIP Jacob Hollings #116

July 16, 2013 0

Martin House Brewing, Co.

It is with great pleasure that we, a brand new racing team, can say we have a local brewery sponsoring our team! The boys at Martin House Brewing, Co., locatd in Ft. Worth, TX, have only been in business for a short time, first releasing the Imperial Texan – Double Red Ale and the Day Break. The Red Ale is a heavy-duty 8% abv red ale with a profusion of hop flavor and aroma, and the Day Break an inviting, 5% abv ale that we call a 4-grain breakfast beer.

They also have the Original Pretzel Stout and a Texas Saison. If you’re at an upcoming race, stop by the Bearded Women Racing tent and we’ll offer you a private taste! *While supplies last; must be 21 years or older. Join their newsletter here, take a brewery tour, or find their beer here!

Martin House Brewing Company is a team of brewers, explorers, and dreamers. We avoid tradition in favor of adventure, both in brewing and in life. We value good ingredients and good people, and each of our beers pairs perfectly with life’s memorable moments. We want to be the handcrafted beer you and your friends choose when celebrating your most recent adventure or planning the next one. Martin House – Made in Texas by Texans.

Team picture in front of the Martin House Brewery banner!

Bradley Bearded Women approves!

Martin House provide some delicious refreshments for tasting!

Day Break

The Imperial Texan

The Original Pretzel Stout

The Texas Saison

July 16, 2013 0

Ryan McCoy, Racing Member, Geared

Ryan McCoy, Racing Member, Secretary

Racing Beard Head

Birth Date	March 27 1976
Birth Place	Texas
Home Town	Fort Worth
List and describe your bicycles	Trek Gary Fisher 29er
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	New to mountain bike competition. Grizzled veteran of marathons, road bike races, triathlons, and recently obstacle racing mainly Spartan races.
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Falling down a lot in the parking lot by my house. Also remember the awesome BMX course we rode on our way to school everyday.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Exercise and to destroy my competition.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Our team means motivation to spread the word about mountain biking and to promote our sponsors at every event. It means giving back to the community. It means a healthy lifestyle

July 15, 2013 0

ReGEARED

This just in, awesome 10% discount from ReGeared! Learn more now….

Who can turn any part from a bicycle into a work of art? ReGEARED can!! Whether it’s a picture frame, a world class mountain bike race trophy, or a simple wall clock, Rachel Spire and Lauren Lay are the best at what they do!

ReGeared is an independently owned and operated studio in Grapevine, TX. We design and build all pieces are built in our little wood shop in Grapevine. We currently recycle with 27 bike shops!

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July 15, 2013 0

James Henson, Racing Member, Geared

James Henson, Racing Member

Solovaca 2013

James has the most wisdom of all of us!

Smurf Boy RCP 2013

Birth Date	September, 11 1950
Birth Place	Houston
Home Town	Mesquite
List and describe your bicycles	’05 Gary Fisher Advance
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	James marked “none” for this, but we think differently. He’s competed in more mountain bike races than all of us put together! He’s also a great example for us younger, less seasoned guys and gals on the team. He’s our Gandolf!
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	as a kid in East Dallas. I was the nerd who rode his bike to school.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	I’m still a nerd.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	A great bunch of guys that I like to hang out with.

July 11, 2013 0

Beard Head

One of our most fun sponsors, we’ve already delighted in wearing these unique garments in early Texas spring and now during the heat of the summer. We don’t care, you dig? Get your Beard Head on!

The Beard Head was first conceived on the snowy mountaintops of Lake Tahoe on a ski trip in 2006. In 2007, Beard Head, Inc. was born!

Beard Head knit beard caps combine the comfort and warmth of a traditional knit cap with the amazing styling of having a massive beard and moustache growing on your face! What person could pass up the incredible opportunity to sport his or her very own beard! We know we couldn’t! They are perfect for skiers, snowboarders, sports fans and people who enjoy all types of outdoor activities!

The unique design of the Beard Head allows your entire face to remain warm, even in the harshest weather. Your chin, cheeks and upper lips will thank you as the Beard Head keeps them toasty warm!

Beard Heads Rule in the Texas summer!

Two Classic’s and a Stubble Cruiser!

Achiva gives Bearded Women energy!

July 11, 2013 0

Brad Wendling, Racing Member, SS

Race Results

2014

01/11/14	Texas Chainring Massacre	Sport, Finisher
2/1/2014	Dirty Dozen	3rd place out of 8th, 12 hr 3-4 team open
5/31/14	24 hrs in the Canyon	1st place, SS 4 man
6/14/14	Smurf Boy RCP	12th out of 12, Solo
6/21/14	LoneStar XC LBH	4th out of 9th, SS
6/28/14	Smurf Boy JB	18th out of 21st, Solo
7/12/14	Smurf Boy RL	11th out of 16th
8/03/14	LoneStar XC RCP	6th out of 10th, SS

2013

Solovaca Cat Claw Classic	Cat 3 30-39, 13th place, 0:47:26
Big Cedar	Cat 3 30-39, 15th place, 0:53:31
Warda	Cat 2 35-39, 15th, 1:20:58
Smurf Boy Endurance Series Rowlett Creek Preserve	Team Open, 5th place, 4:01:43
Cedar Hill	Solo, 26th place, 3:54:35
DORBA Fall Series LB Houston	Cat 3 30-39, 13th place, 0:38:49
Rowlett Creek Preserve	DNF

Awards

TBD	Working on them now!

Profile

Birth Date	July 13 1976
Birth Place	Houston
Home Town	Austin
List and describe your bicycles	Specialized Stumpjumper HT Comp 29, 2011 GT GTR Expert Carbon Road Bike, Custom Fixie with flip flop hub
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	I’ve been racing for the past ten years or so in both sprint and endurance mountain bike races. I placed 4th on a four man team 12 hour race and as high as 13th riding solo.
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Jumping the dirt mounds behind the convenient store in my neighborhood on my custom pawn shop huffy.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	“Bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people.” – Chip Brown, “A Bike and a Prayer”
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Having passion about life, people and bikes.

Brad Wendling, Racing Member, Treasurer

Jesse, Brad, Dan, Eric

Brad Wendling and Armando Zermeno

Daniel, Brad, Jesse, Eric

Tres Beard Bros

Dirty Dozen 12 hr, 4 man open, 3rd place finishers!

July 8, 2013 0

Marcus Gillespie, Racing Member, SS

Racing Results

2014

2/1/2014	Dirty Dozen	3rd out of 8th, 12 hr 4 man open
6/14/14	Smurf Boy – RCP	4th out of 5th, Team Open
6/28/14	Smurf Boy – Johnson Branch	3rd out of 6th, Team Open
7/12/14	Smurf Boy – River Legacy	7th out of 10th, Team Open
7/26/14	Smurf Boy – Cedar Hill	5th out of 8th, Team Open

2013

5/04/13	Prayer Mountain Pedal	35th, Cat 3 30 -39
6/29/13	Smurf Boy – RCP	5th, Team Relay
7/13/13	Smurf Boy – RL	15th, Solo
7/27/13	Smurf Boy – CH	5th, Team Relay

Awards

2014	Smurf Boy Team Open, 3rd Overall

Profile

Birth Date	January 26, 1981
Birth Place	Irving
Home Town	Grand Prairie
List and describe your bicycles	2010 soul cycles Dillinger rigid SS. XO brakes, truvativ noir carbon crankset, carbon fork. 21 lbs, 1982 schwinn letour steel lugged frame. Fixed gear 48/15 gear ratio. Hand built wheels with custom spoke pattern.
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	Only just recently started racing but each event has been a fun, learning experience. It has made me want to strive to be better and stronger and faster.
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	No one memory in particular. I just remember riding everywhere I went. I lived on my bike as a kid.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Because not riding bicycles sucks hard.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	It means……BEARDED WOMEN!!!!!!