Nathan Delahoussaye, Racing Member, Geared

Nathan Delahoussaye, Racing Member, Former Team Captain

Racing Results

2014

Dirty Dozen	12 hr, 3-4 man, 4th out of 8 teams, 11:25:44

2013

Solovaca Cat Claw Classic	Cat 3 30 -39, 11th, 0:45:43
DORBA Fall SeriesRowlett Creek Preserve	Cat 3 30 -39, 19th, 0:55:20
Cedar Hill	Cat 3 30 -39

Awards

Profile

Birth Date	December 1974
Birth Place	Texas
Home Town	Dallas
List and describe your bicycles	Specialized Epic FSR, Schwinn Homegrown
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	Over thirtyfive mountain bike and adventure races with multiple top 10 and podium finishes.
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Everything started on a Schwinn.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	I enjoy riding my bike because walking on my hands is to much work.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Team Bearded Women is a great group of men and women cyclist who enjoy cycling for fun and competition.

September 6, 2013 0

Jonathan Braddick, Racing Member, SS

Racing Results

2014

2/1/14	Dirty Dozen	12 hr, 3-4 man, 7th out of 8 teams, 11:25:44
3/15/14	Frozen IDB	4 hr, solo, 7th out of 7, 2 laps, 2:27:49
6/14/14	Smurf Boy Rowlett Creek Preserve	Team relay, 4th out of 5th
6/28/14	Smurf Boy Johnson Branch	Team relay, 3rd out of 6th
7/12/14	Smurf Boy River Legacy	Team relay, 7th out of 10th
7/26/14	Smurf Boy Cedar Hill	Team relay, 5th out of 8th

2013

Solovaca Cat Claw Classic	30 -39, 23rd, 1:00:39
Smurf Boy Endurance Series Rowlett Creek Preserve	Team Open, 7th Place out of 8 teams, 5 laps, 4:32:31
River Legacy	Team Open, 2nd Place out of 8 teams, 6 laps, 4:37:28
Cedar Hill	Team Open, 5th Place out of 8 teams, 6 laps, 4:53:45
DORBA Fall Series LB Houston	Cat 2 SS, 9th Place out of 16, 1:17:07
Rowlett Creek Preserve	Cat 3 Clydes, 1st Place out of 9, 0:54:56
Cedar Hill	Cat 2 SS, 5th place out of 7

Awards

2013	DORBA Fall Series, Clydesdale Open Men, 1st place overall
2014	Smurf Boy Team Open, 3rd Overall

Profile

Birth Date	October 1976
Birth Place	Dallas, TX
Home Town	Oak Cliff
List and describe your bicycles	SS Kona Unit 29’er full ridged hardtail Classic Red Peugeot retro steel road bike Classic Peugeot road converted townie Classic Raliegh Record touring bike
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	1st place clydesdale – 2004 Metroplex Sprint TriathlonSeveral other top 3 finishes in various sprint triathlons and duathlonsBeen racing mountain bikes since 2000
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Riding my yellow and blue Schwinn bmx bike with a moto-sport #. Remember that first, glorious feeling of freedom from the training wheels; still feel it every time I ride a bicycle. Never forget that feeling!
Why do you ride a bicycle?	For utility, for pleasure, for community, for me; sold our second vehicle 3 years ago and have been a one car family living in Dallas
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	That we ride and we race together, as a team; no one gets left behind, no one is judged, and we all have fun!

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Jonathan Braddick, Racing Member, Team Manager

Jonathan Braddick

Jonathan Braddick, Racing Member, Team Manager

Big Jon when he raced bikes

Jonathan Braddick

Jonathan Braddick, Racing Member, Team Manager

Beard Heads Rule in the Texas summer!

August 21, 2013 0

Will Jiron, Racing Member, SS

Will Jiron, Racing Member

Birth Date	August 1 1974
Birth Place	Dover, DE
Home Town	Sierra Vista, AZ
List and describe your bicycles	Tisport road bike and On One Carbon 29er SS rig
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	4th place in Team Open class at Smurfboy River Legacy
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	taking some sweet jumps in front of my house off of a home made ramp built with wood and bricks
Why do you ride a bicycle?	To stay in shape, It’s fun and to explore
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Bunch of people getting together to race and have fun and also make an impact with some civic service thrown in

August 20, 2013 0

Randy Davis, Racing Member, Geared

Racing Results

2014

Sansom 66	22nd place out of 28th, 4:28:29

2013

Prayer Mountain Pedal	30 -39, 19th, 0:59:00
Smurf Boy Endurance Series Rowlett Creek Preserve	Team Open, 8th Place out of 8 teams, 5 laps, 4:40:38
River Legacy	Solo, 16th Place, 5 laps, 4:32:04
Cedar Hill	Solo, 11th Place, 5 laps, 4:05:18
DORBA Fall Series Cedar Hill	Cat 3 30-39

Awards

2013	Team – Best Endurance Race Placing

Profile

Birth Date	December 16 1977
Birth Place	Odessa, TX
Home Town	Lewisville,TX
List and describe your bicycles	Yeti SB95, my go to, ride anywhere, do it all machine Salsa Mamasita, a new acquisition, 22lb scandium/carbon XC racer Trek 5500, my road bike
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	I’ve never won a race…I’ve never lost one either!
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Most of my childhood was spent on two wheels. I was born with a spinal defect, riding bikes was part I my therapy. I’ll be damned if it isn’t still the most therapeutic thing in my life.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Riding bikes is my exercise, my hobby, my escape, and my “me time” all rolled into one.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	The slogan says it all. I enjoy having friends to ride and race with. We take it serious…but not too serious.

Randy Davis

Randy Davis, Racing Member

Randy Davis

August 16, 2013 0

Minh Nguyen, Racing Member, Geared

Birth Date	August 15 1972
Birth Place	Vietnam
Home Town	Grand Prairie
List and describe your bicycles	2013 TranceX 29er-tubeless and stock
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	None, only recreational rides
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Riding on the handlebars as a kid
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Fun and fitness…beats video games anyday!
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Laser hair removal candidates?

July 29, 2013 1

Stephanie Coln, Racing Member

Stephanie Coln, Associate Member

Birth Date	February 10 1983
Birth Place	Dallas
Home Town	Richardson
List and describe your bicycles	Masi road bike, ultegra components, red/white Kestrel Tri Bike carbon, ultegra components, orange Black fixie (never ride) Soon to purchase a MTB … Soon.
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	Triathlon stuff (Sprint & Olympic Distances) Running Stuff (5ks, 10ks, 15ks, Half Marathons)
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Banana Seat Huffy! It was da bomb!
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Because I never got that pony. Bicycles= Next best thing
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Being Tough (“bearded”) yet Sexy (“women”)

July 18, 2013 0

Braden Barnett, Racing Member, SS

Racing Results

2014

Sansom 66	17th place out of 28th, 3:57:07

2013

DORBA Prayer Mountain Pedal	Cat 3, 20 – 29, 15th Place, 0:57:29
Smurf Boy Endurance Series River Legacy	Solo, 39th out of 40, 2 laps, DNF due to a mechanical
DORBA Fall Series LB Houston	Cat 3 19 -29, 7th Place out of 25, 0:38:33
Rowlett Creek Preserve	Cat 3 19 -29, 5th Place out of 21, 0:53:21
Cedar Hill	Cat 3 19 -29, 1st Place out of 4

Awards

2013	DORBA Fall Series, Cat 3 19-29, 1st Place Overall, 143 pts
2013	BWR Team Most Improved Rider

Profile

Birth Date	December 11 1984
Birth Place	Fort Worth
Home Town	Aledo
List and describe your bicycles	Lynskey Ridgeline SL 29er and Trek Earl fixed gear
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	Just a few races under my belt. I’m working on more…. No podium spots yet!!
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Tearing up my garage when I was a wee lad with my little BMXer in some fashionable pajamas.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	I want to stay in excellent shape and there is no other escape I have found that compares…. Except for LSD, but that’s illegal and bad for you.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	A bunch of dudes who love to ride bikes and have fun.

Brayden Barnett, 5th Place Cat 3 19 -29

Braden Barnett

Braden Barnett, Racing Member

Jacob showing off his stretching skills! Braden’s not impressed.

RIP Jacob Hollings #116

July 16, 2013 0

Ryan McCoy, Racing Member, Geared

Ryan McCoy, Racing Member, Secretary

Racing Beard Head

Birth Date	March 27 1976
Birth Place	Texas
Home Town	Fort Worth
List and describe your bicycles	Trek Gary Fisher 29er
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	New to mountain bike competition. Grizzled veteran of marathons, road bike races, triathlons, and recently obstacle racing mainly Spartan races.
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Falling down a lot in the parking lot by my house. Also remember the awesome BMX course we rode on our way to school everyday.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	Exercise and to destroy my competition.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Our team means motivation to spread the word about mountain biking and to promote our sponsors at every event. It means giving back to the community. It means a healthy lifestyle

July 15, 2013 0

James Henson, Racing Member, Geared

James Henson, Racing Member

Solovaca 2013

James has the most wisdom of all of us!

Smurf Boy RCP 2013

Birth Date	September, 11 1950
Birth Place	Houston
Home Town	Mesquite
List and describe your bicycles	’05 Gary Fisher Advance
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	James marked “none” for this, but we think differently. He’s competed in more mountain bike races than all of us put together! He’s also a great example for us younger, less seasoned guys and gals on the team. He’s our Gandolf!
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	as a kid in East Dallas. I was the nerd who rode his bike to school.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	I’m still a nerd.
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	A great bunch of guys that I like to hang out with.

July 11, 2013 0

Brad Wendling, Racing Member, SS

Race Results

2014

01/11/14	Texas Chainring Massacre	Sport, Finisher
2/1/2014	Dirty Dozen	3rd place out of 8th, 12 hr 3-4 team open
5/31/14	24 hrs in the Canyon	1st place, SS 4 man
6/14/14	Smurf Boy RCP	12th out of 12, Solo
6/21/14	LoneStar XC LBH	4th out of 9th, SS
6/28/14	Smurf Boy JB	18th out of 21st, Solo
7/12/14	Smurf Boy RL	11th out of 16th
8/03/14	LoneStar XC RCP	6th out of 10th, SS

2013

Solovaca Cat Claw Classic	Cat 3 30-39, 13th place, 0:47:26
Big Cedar	Cat 3 30-39, 15th place, 0:53:31
Warda	Cat 2 35-39, 15th, 1:20:58
Smurf Boy Endurance Series Rowlett Creek Preserve	Team Open, 5th place, 4:01:43
Cedar Hill	Solo, 26th place, 3:54:35
DORBA Fall Series LB Houston	Cat 3 30-39, 13th place, 0:38:49
Rowlett Creek Preserve	DNF

Awards

TBD	Working on them now!

Profile

Birth Date	July 13 1976
Birth Place	Houston
Home Town	Austin
List and describe your bicycles	Specialized Stumpjumper HT Comp 29, 2011 GT GTR Expert Carbon Road Bike, Custom Fixie with flip flop hub
List past racing accomplishments in any sport you’ve competed in	I’ve been racing for the past ten years or so in both sprint and endurance mountain bike races. I placed 4th on a four man team 12 hour race and as high as 13th riding solo.
What is your first memory of riding a bicycle?	Jumping the dirt mounds behind the convenient store in my neighborhood on my custom pawn shop huffy.
Why do you ride a bicycle?	“Bicycles are social catalysts that attract a superior category of people.” – Chip Brown, “A Bike and a Prayer”
What does Bearded Women mean to you?	Having passion about life, people and bikes.