Ya, this is Hans from ze Motha’ land ya! I’ve journe’d all ze vay from my home of Hamburg to invite you to ze Bearded Vemon Vacing’s Biktoberfest ya! It’s a Nagelschlagen guaranteed to be ze best time you’ll have on a mountain bike!
What is zis mountain bike, ya? Ve have real mountains back in Duetschland! Ver are ze mountains in Texas, ya?
No matter! Vear your most favorite Duetsch costume to vin a prize, or try to beat me at ze arm wrestling or bike throwing contests, and other bike games, ya!
I’ll also be opening my personal Beirgarten with mama’s traditional brats and ze cold root beer, free for everyone to enjoy. *First come, first serve. Limited supply. Donations accepted.
Also, to check out my swag bag full of excellent Bearded Vemon Vacing merch, and listen to ze excellent sounds of ze Polka and Deutsch rock and roll! Can’t wait to meet all of you there!
Here are ze details:
XC Mountain Bike Race
DORBA’s Fall Series will take place on October 5, 2014 from 8:30 am – 3:00 pm at Rowlett Creek Preserve in Garland, TX
Listen to Hans and visit his Biktoberfest Biergarten featuring free brats and cold root beers, one per person, first come first serve. Hang out with fellow racers, take your hand at the arm wrestling or root beer chugging contests, or buy a BWR tee shirt, kozy or water bottle to help support the team! Prizes from our sponsors and $25 gift certificates from Plano Cycle and Fitness! Cash at the race or Paypal donations to firstname.lastname@example.org are generously accepted.
It’s not a race without more competition, and this won’t be USAC regulated! Hans loves’ to win so try to beat him at the caber bike toss, mini bike obstacle course race, bike limbo, and more! Festivities get underway once Cat 3 racers have finished the race.
Can I biy a t shirt through the website?
John, email email@example.com to request a Biketoberfest shirt. If you can pick up at the race on Sunday, that would be great, if not, pay the shipping and we’ll mail it to you.
I see no dates or times…details please
Race is Sunday, October 5th, 8:30 am – 3:00 pm, at Rowlett Creek Preserve